SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex,
However, after sex they always dress on thier own.
Moral of the story "in life, no one helps you...once you're screwed".
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant,
All her friend touch the stomach and saying "congratssss".
But , none of them come and touch the "man's" and say "good job"
Moral of the story "Hard work is never appreciated"